Tanker Explosion Kills Over 100 People At Onitsha (graphic photos)

This happened yesterday being 31st May, 2015 at Onitsha. A tanker carrying fuel failed brakes and crashed into a motor park (asaba park), claiming over 100 lives.
So tragic....

RIP TO THE DEAD.

10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends

The magic words "I am pregnant" is like a shot from a starter's pistol to an average hustling young man, which can in most cases causes more swerves to his life cos it gears him into adjusting to a lifelong race requiring commitment, responsibility, diligence, and a general reorganization of his live.

For many dudes, those three magic words are often heard as a close to their otherwise independent life.

A guy can promise you the whole world but will turn his back on you, and in some cases dump you in a wink the moment you tell him you are pregnant for him.

10 Shameful Things Guys Do When They Mistakenly Impregnate Their Girlfriends

1. They Deny It Vehemently
This should top the list. They will deny it vehemently when they know they can't take responsibility or when the lady in question was just on a "chop and clean mouth" parol and she's not worth taking home. *You know that awkward moment when you carelessly impregnate the lady you put on chop and clean mouth parol. Hahaha  *

2. They Persuade Her To Go For An Abortion
I think this should come second. Those who don't have good financial standing or capability will force her into committing an abortion. They are unnecessary being nice and caring during those times. They will talk calmly about their unemployment, the weight of their bank account, and the marriage plans they have for her in the future. * if I hear*.. They are only trying to save themselves from shiiiit

3. They Blame Her For Being Careless
Many will blame their girlfriends for being careless by not using pregnancy preventive drugs prior to/aftermath of sex.. Oga abeg park well jhoooor. Why you sef no protect yaself ?

4. They Act Like Pregnancy Is New To Them
Even though they know they are responsible for the pregnancy, you will see them opening their mouths in amazement just as GEJ did the moment Buhari was announced the winner.

5. They Broadcast It To Their Friends
They will table the matter to their friends
calling her names, spreading rumors and
some more craziness. You go hear things like
"this babe just wan push dis belle for me sha,
me wey I never ready to be person papa" I
don't know why ladies like putting problems in
one"s neck sef.. *Oooga abeg swerve enter BRT
lane jhoooor, like say you no do am*

6 He Calls For Paternity Test
In today's world, many dudes are not faithful to their so called girls cos promiscuity is the talk of the day. They know they are responsible for it but will keep demanding a paternity test and will never drop a kobo for it, which is smart on their part & not unreasonable.

7. They Try To Avoid Her At All Cost
Some will go as far as changing their phone numbers or restrict their moment in order to avoid her. This is to signal to her that they she should carry her cross.. OYO

8. They Tell Their Mom Not To Believe Her Claim
I have seen the case of a guy who impregnated his girlfriend and went ahead to tell her mom never to believe her claim cos she wants to force the pregnancy on her. The mother even resorted to harassing and calling her slut and that she stay out of his son's life in order not to push another person's pregnancy on her son

9. They Drive Her Out Of Their House
Some become so aggressive that they order her out of their room threatening to never to beat her if she dare mention that statement

10. Forceful relocation
Some become so scared to the extent of running away from home and keeping their whereabout as discrete as possible.

10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends

It's no news that most ladies (if not all) were taught to always hide their intimate feelings even if they want it. Only a few of them are bold enough to show that feeling.

Please don't get this write-up twisted cos I'm not trying to say that all ladies who exhibit these characters want to get laid, but most often than not, their action speaks volume

1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex When I Visit You
Yes a lady might tell u this prior to her arrival, that u should assure her u will not touch her when she comes. She actually wants to know if u're capable

2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo

3. I'm feeling heat
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs 

5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. You're not romantic
that's an indirect challenge for you to prove her wrong. Remember is just the two of you in the closet. If you no smart na for your pocket.

7. Please lock the door
that's a reminder to let you know she doesn't want any one, be it friends, neighbours or family to interrupt the show when it starts. And it's up to you to kick it off. Here is me and you only, do the needful boyfriend. You be jjc?

8. She checks her watch regularly
Hey boyfriend I'm not here for tales by moonlight stories or irrelevant gist. What's my business if Buhari wins or Jonathan was defeated.  Give me some credit and get this thing started as I have limited time. Stop the gist and let the show begin. No time biko.

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo 

10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga

Almost every lady has a corresponding maga because an average Naija guy is a potential maga

No matter how smart you are , you may still come across those money-grubbing girls that would go to any length to grub every last kobo in your pocket.

We do not have all day, let's get to business.

10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga

1. Desperation For Sex
When you show too much desperation for sex gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what height of desperation is that?

2. Refusing To Back Off
Some dudes are hell bent even when a lady outrightly tells then she's not interested. In this scenario, there are two things involved: firstly, some guys think that when a lady refuse them, they can use money and gift to get the lady into liking them. By so doing, the lady will see that as an opportunity to bleed the guy in question dry.

Secondly, having told you on many occasions that she feels nothing for you and you are adamant to back off. Since her stalker is making last-ditch attempts to get her, she will resort to put and fleece you in the maga zone.

3. Sending Recharge Quickly
It has become everyday disposition of average Nigerian girls to request recharge card from guys. A good number of them use various excuses (such as I'm broke and I need to call a nephew of my uncle's sister cousin brother of my father's uncle, I'm sick and I need recharge card, as if it were drugs etc) to get guys to send them recharge card. Don't get it twisted, there's actually nothing wrong sending recharge card to a lady in need, but some ladies take advantage of that to make you look mumu. You got to meet a lady and you are already sending her recharge card the first week just because you want to get the key to her heart, my brother, you are most likely to get into the maga list.

4. Being Overly Caring
Being caring is very good but one should do it with caution or else, you might be taken for granted. I have once overheard a lady called a dude on the phone, pretended she was ill and requested for money. Immediately she dropped the call, her friends said they doubt if the guy would send the money. I was so shocked when she said " Dem no born am well make e no send am" waaaaaaaaaat ? !!! Is it a crime to be overly caring to ladies ?

5. Notice Me Attitude
Many guys become a "YES" person because they want to impress lady. The truth is, every lady seeks financial security but no lady wants to marry a fool. Some dudes would always want to do things so that a lady would not see them as broke dudes, I'm sorry if you are the 'I-WANT-TO-IMPRESS' type, then your chances of being magad is very high

6 Forcing Yourself On Her
The best thing that can ever happen to you is when a lady has been fantasizing about you, but when a lady does not feel you at all and you are making last-ditch effort to get her. You are most likely to end up in the maga zone

7. Doing What You Are Not Capable Of
The best way to know if a lady likes you naturally is when you try to appear broke. Some would however drift away soon as they know the wealth of your pocket while some would wait; if you are flaunting your gadget(s) and doing what you are not capable of, then she's most likely to turn you into a maga.

8. Being Shy To Say NO
Personally, I'm never ashamed to say I don't have so I don't know why some guys are so ashamed to tell a lady they don't have. I have seen a case when a dude took a lady to an eatery and after spending all he had, he gave her money for cab and trekked home (miles away). I guess he was ashamed to tell the lady he wasn't with enough cash

9. Boasting About Your Finances
Money itself makes noise so I see no reason why you should boast about your family, or bank account. When you are caught doing this, then it's just one of the things we are talking about

10. Overhyping A Lady
When you overhype a lady, she sees herself like the queen of England and expects you to start running helter skelter when she demands from you

9 Signs You Are An Immature Lady

Lets go there........ An immature 17 years old might not be operating in the same level of immaturity you'll find with an immature 25 years old.
You can understand some of the immaturity you'll find with a 17 years old and know they'll outgrow it, but an immature 25 years old girl will probably remain that way all her life. Yeap! I said it...
Below are some traits you'll find in immature ladies;

1) She loves clubbing, partying, fun here, fun there.. GET A LIFE.

2) More focused on the fantasy world.. Cinderella dis, barbie that....
AWWWW grow UP..

3) Perceives herself as a princess and believes people should treat her like so; Reality will soon catch up with you.

4) Banks on a guy to be her financial strategy: common! it should be considered a bonus not a life line.

5) Not bothered about anything domestic and is proud of the fact that she cannot cook or clean: I just pity your life

6) A girl wants attention, a woman wants respect. A girl wants to be adored by many, a woman wants to be adored by one.

7) A girl plays game (hard to get), while a woman always know what she wants.

8.) A girl has a checklist that prioritizes superficial qualities in a man above anything else. E.g he must be hot, popular, wears skinny jeans, over 6 feet tall, rich, etc. This is what the checklist of a woman looks like; High integrity, intelligent, kind, good communicator, emotionally available, etc... Women (not girls) know what I mean

9) Has a questionable hygiene: make sure you don't have a blind spot for this one before you contact wetin doctor no know .

12 Shameful Things Ladies Do to be Seen as Classy (a.k.a big girls)

The wavelength of ladies living fake life in order to be seen as "Big Girls" has hit elastic limit which is common to Nigerian babes and their counterparts across the globe.

Fake accent, Pirated wigs and other gibberish things are being exhibited by these categories of ladies in order to clinch the High and Mighty of the society like politicians, top business men, etc whereby they result to doing shameful things which are;

1. Running After A dude Because He is Rich

Due to their level of desperation, they chase rich dudes like football by dressing half unclad to his house, office and other private places. Their intention is to stylishly "magad" the rich dude to get them cars and etcetera to do show off among their friends.

2. Skin Bleaching and Excessive Make-up

Categories of such ladies don't like the word "Black is Beautiful". Perhaps they inherit such vague intellect from Michael jackson who turn himself to "Oyinbo Agric Fowl". Hitherto as a result of their belief men go for yellow pawpaw, they bleach their entire body and put up excessive make up like scarecrow. "Nah them u go see for daylight like Beyounce but early morning, dem be like oshiomole"

3. Photo Shop Their Pictures With Top Celebrities

"Idle mind na devil workshop true true". Celebrities work their way to the top through hard work. Some ladies however use their money to hire professional graphic designer in order to combine their pictures with super stars. Yeye dey smell.

4. Purchase Second Hand Wears and Claim It was bought new @ overseas

I have seen ladies going to uncle chinedu enterprise to bend down and select clean tobunko clothes, underwears, shoes, etc which is common at yaba, oshodi, aba and broadstreet markets. Furthermore, they do some finishing touches to the wears and boast like peacock among their friends they went for shopping @ dubai, Paris and other exotic places in the world.

5. They Rent Expensive gadgets and Borrow accessories to impress

You see them rent expensive cars like range rover sport and borrow valuable accessories from their friends in order to be seen as Jennifer a.k.a biz galz

6. They Wear Very Skimpy and Over-tight Outfits

I don't know how some ladies do it in such a way that they use bra to pump their cleavage as if a vulcanizer did the job. Anyway, these category of ladies are seen wearing very short, revealing and tight outfits to pass a message across guys I don't do broke dude. "How person daughter go dey wear pant and bra for daylight. No be madness dey come so"?  

7. They Wear Clothes With Different Colour Combination

Person no go hear word if them hit jackpot as the latest big girl in town. What else do u expect from a confused lady wearing colour riot outfit like Calabar masquerade. Miss match colour outfits is a show of shame and a big mess.

8. Moving with Popular Colleagues

Perhaps they possess little attributes of Awon biz gals, they display "me too belong attitude" by moving with friends who live expensive and fake life.

9. Updating DP and Personal Messages Like Antivirus Software

They change their display pictures on BBM, forum, etc like menstrual pads and update their personal message(PM) like antivirus software.

For example:

Sunday: Chilling @ Eleguishi Beach

Tuesday: Hanging out with friends @ sheraton

Wednesday: Preparing for AY show on Friday.

So on and So forth. Who cares to know? Mtcheww!

10. Cat walking like Naomi Campbell

Ladies with their funny act. If you can't do naomi Campbell cat walking, why wearing a 9 inches heel shoes. All in the name of big girl syndrome, she make silly noise with their "ko ka ko ka" aba heel shoe like bell gong.

11. Hiding their parents/home cos they aren't rich

some Ladies aren't proud of their parents cos they are not rich enough as she has been claiming "big girl" in town.
the appearance of their patents will show she is from a poor background but she had lied to many of her friends in school/work her dad is a bank manager where will you hide your face if dey later catch you in the "face me I face you" you manage with your poor parents?

12. Hooking up with sugar Daddies old enough to be their grandfather

Some go to the extent of fighting their fellow "Big Girl"  over a Rich sugar Daddy.
its very shameful. . .

Note: The REAL BIG GIRLS are BRAIN GIRLS

Fuel scarcity saga: No diesel ( As power outage rocks Mr Biggs fast food asaba)

These past few days have been hell for most companies and industries as the scarcity of petroleum products have hampered operations in these industries.
The popular Mr Biggs fast food restaurant along nnebisi road, asaba the state capital of delta, was pictured yesterday evening (28/05/2015) without power as customers were seen eating in darkness.
The security man on duty said "bros no diesel o" when he was asked what the problem was.

A Man Went Totally Naked Over Fuel Issue in Lagos (picture)

Yesterday (27th May, 2015) at petrocam filling station igando road, Lagos, a man took off his clothes over fuel problem

WOMAN STABS HER 3YRS OLD SON TO DEATH ON CHILDREN'S DAY

A young woman, Funmilayo Adeyanju, in a fit of anger hacked her three years old son to death on Children Day, throwing neighbours at the Ogunso area of Otta, Ado-Odo/Otta local government area of Ogun State into shock and mourning.

Adeyanju was said to have returned from somewhere and had barely rested for about 30minutes when she picked up a kitchen knife and attacked the boy.

She allegedly pinned her son called Emmanuel to ground and savagely stabbed him in the chest, abdomen, head and other parts of the body, leaving him to die in a pool of his blood around 4pm on Wednesday.

It is not yet clear what provoked the killing, but many people that are familiar with the circumstance of the mother and child, claimed it may not be unconnected with the trauma of the relationship between the woman and her biological father.

The Nation gathered that the boy is the product of the incestuous between Funmilayo and her father about four years ago.
The state’s Police Public Relations Officer, Olumuyiwa Adejobi, who confirmed the incident, said policemen from Ota Division have arrested the woman while the remains of her slain child have been evacuated to the mortuary.

Adejobi said: “Policemen have been to the scene to recover the body of the child. The woman has been acting strangely like a person who is of unsound mind. The police would carry out proper investigation.

“The police will work on the state of mind of the woman and we’ll have to seek the help of an expert to know her mental state.”

SOURCE: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/woman-hacks-son-to-death-on-children-day/